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Wednesday, May 21, 2008 : Welcome Wilbert
Welcome to the Pretentious guild web site.

We are a PvE Horde guild based on Kilrogg EU. Our aim is a "Hardcore" raiding mentality coupled with a relaxed raiding schedule (2 - 3 times a week).

And as the name would suggest, yes, we are elitist bastards.
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Friday, February 26, 2010 : ICC update Grrarrgh





Good morning everybody!
It's been a long time coming but we can now proudly report more success in ICC.

Firstly our fantastic team of healers were able to fully heal Ms Valithria Dreamwalker. However the lovely green dragon must have thought we were not speedy enough, deciding to leave behind a load of rot worms and not unlocking the door to her room. Queue one confused raid!

A lack of new loots would not dishearten our brave heroes though as they battled bravely on against the Lich King's forces, turning their attentions to Blood Queen Lana'thel. The leader of the San'layn was a true force to be reckoned with but our Argent Champions, wielding the light in their favour were able to put an end to her tyranny. (What do you mean I should re-roll an RP server?!)

Now only Sindragosa stands between us Arthas and the end of the Lich King.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010 : Good news everyone! Grrarrgh
Yes we know there must be hundreds of guilds with that headline for the announcement that they've cleared The Plagueworks in ICC, dispatching Rotface, Festergut and Professor Putricide but let's be honest it's a wonderful bit of voice acting so shh!

Now with the Blood Princes already down we've got our sights set on finishing up The Crimson Halls.

We also currently have space for a Boomkin, Hunter and Rogue in the ranks. So if you'd like to join us please submit an application from the button above.

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Friday, October 30, 2009 : Twin Valkyrs Grrarrgh





The problem with making jokes about a boss before you kill it is that if you're not careful, or particularly comical you find you've used up most of the material when you come to do the news for the actual kill.

Thankfully the focus was not lacking from our raiders who managed to dispense with the duo swiftly last night after a few tweaks were made to the tactics. It resulted in what I think everyone will agree was wonderfully executed strategy and a very well deserved Realm 4th, Horde 2nd kill.

What's that? You wanted and expected some form of puerile humour? Ok ball soakers, double team, splash damage.

Poop.


Happy now?


See you at Anub'arak!
Tuesday, October 13, 2009 : Heroic Faction Champi-owned! Grrarrgh





After much hard work we're very pleased to announce that everyone's favourite Trial of the Grand Crusader encounter, the Faction Champions on heroic difficulty have now been overcome. A few unlucky disconnects and unfavourable NPC spawns (thanks for giving us four melee...) couldn't dampen our spirits and we chipped away making consistent progress to finally have it all come together in a superbly controlled kill on the last try remaining this reset.

Unsurprisingly one try wasn't enough to better the Twin Valkyr's but then who's going to complain about being double teamed by twins?

Keep watching this space for more progress updates, horrible puns and childish innuendo.
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37 Unique Guild Members
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37 Unique Guild Members
85 Characters (alts included)
33 Raiding Characters
150 Website/Forum Members
21 Posts in 24 hours
187 Posts in 7 days
Nekrobe is the last poster